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Farhan: For today's entry, I'll be posting a recent english letter assignment that I handed in for my english class. Without a doubt, collegues who have not completed their assignment will copy bits and pieces of it. Though I do not mind much, I would appreciate it if my writing styles (in reference to the other entries) are not to be adapted nor copied. I understand the condition that you losers experience, with the inability for inspiration and proper command of english, but that's life. Live with it. So here's the entry:
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Dear backstabber-hating backstabber,
Before I begin, I would like to thank you for the lovely blackmail letter that you have kindly sent me yesterday. It was most lovely. Allow me to continue with more serious matters. During your period working on your career as a public enemy, it has come to light that certain qualities that you possess have been found to be more of a liability to others, specifically me. It has been requested that these qualities are to be eliminated before harsh consequences become necessary. Below are more detailed specifications of those qualities and proper courses of action that are to be taken.
An obvious quality that is found to bother me greatly is your constant mood swings. You portray the ability to rapidly switch emotions dramatically from one that is highly optimistic to one that is highly pessimistic. While just having yourself experience this rapid change is acceptable, it is your different reactions during the changes that are disturbing. When experiencing the more positive qualities, you tend to be gay and display childish foolishness that annoys others. When your mood turns negative, you tend to flaunt insolence and spread depression instead. In order to combat this problematic situation, simply follow instructions that are used to prevent premenstrual stress, as both problems are similar or even identical.
The next issue concerns you being completely ignorant while sending messages using your cellular phone. On my part, I simply feel that I “don’t give a damn” about what you message about, as how simple-minded humans put it. Seriously, knowing about you digitally whining is the last thing that I want to know. While engaging in your virtual argument, you “don’t give a damn” about what happens around you. This is annoying as it interrupts real-life conversations about more important things with me, mainly about how brilliant I am. It has become apparent that your manners with the phone have deteriorated. To counter this, do not be a wimp and argue like a man, face to face. Though you officially have lost your balls, the indication on your I.C. refuses to state your true current gender, so this suggestion still applies to you. A war of words not from your tongue is worth close to nothing, considering your worthlessness.
Lastly, you trouble yourself with voluntary stress. Again, it doesn’t concern me why you want to do this but it is your reactions that bother me. An idiot like you flirting with idiots doing idiotic things and ending up in idiotic situations doesn’t really sounds like fun, does it? Why you would even want to do that is beyond me. My advice on this is simple: get a life! What do you think you’re doing troubling yourself with unnecessary pressure?! You cannot live this world like a dream, always getting what you want. An alternative and preferred suggestion is to end your life. Billions around the world need that oxygen more than you do.
That is the end of this month’s review and prescriptions. I am certain that next month will bring another set of problems. I hope that you take your medication as prescribed. Over dosage is nonetheless preferred. Have a nice life (not)!
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Disclaimer:
The above entry is not aimed at anybody regardless of direct or indirect reference to anyone living or dead. If the above descriptions fit any people in mind, well, live with it sucker!!!
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