A few years back I used to make these kinds of lists all the time. Mostly to mock what it refers to. Well, after a rather extended absence, I decided to bring the lists back. So here's one for your amusement.
Top ten reasons that make you a Singaporean student
10. You can ace subjects like Project Work with minimal effort (or overenthusiastic solo work), plagiarism and made up data.
9. The most important lessons you learnt are those after curricular time.
8. You don't believe 'impossible is nothing' when it comes to finishing revision for exams.
7. Your favourite radio show is 'Muttons Till Midnight'.
6. There's a silver lining. Student discount and transport concession is unparallelled. It even beats the Safra card.
5. You often hang out at MacDonalds, mostly to study the opposite gender.
4. You set off to school before the sun rises and returns after the sun sets.
3. There's a five day work week policy? You don't think so...
2. You measure charity and goodwill in CIP hours.
1. During school holidays, you will naturally have school or homework.
There you go. Hope you enjoy this short entry! Click the 'top ten' tag at the bottom to see other lists that I've managed to dig up from the archives.
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