About me

Things I thought that I will never confess:

1. I probably know more about computers, security and forensics than I know is safe.
   
2. I'm very violent when not fully conscious. That's why I can never get drunk.
   
3. I'm still confused about my sexuality, but I will never be gay. Assholes are too disgusting.
   
4. I'm a male supremacist. There are generally a lot more better looking guys than girls, even though females outnumber males. That's a bit sad eh?
   
5. I pray just in case. I doubt God bothers if I eat one more species of cattle or get high.
6. I can essentially control all of my emotions. That's why I only look happy. Other emotions are too troublesome to portray.
7. For every insult or mockery thrown against me, I always have a good comeback. I just hold back because they are too harsh.
8. People generally feel good around me. It's not them, it's me.
9. I jack off when I'm bored. That's why I keep myself busy.
10. I don't really care about virginity or promiscuity. A fuck is a fuck, unless you make it to mean more. Just don't be Malay while doing it; have safe sex.

Forget you ever read this.