(at least for mine)
Coming into school alone or planning to get to junior college?
Here's some nifty tips to get you going.
1. Be cool
Don't try to be cool, don't act cool, just be it.
But if you can't, just don't bother. Rather not be a poser.
2. Take up a sport
Chicks dig it, man. Besides, it's cool to be wearing the school colours.
To top it up, you'll look good too, hehe.
3. Develop a talent
Noone wants a pure academic anymore. You gotta be more than just a student.
You can't lose out on experience to those nuts at the poly you know.
4. Know the right people
Not really to be popular (yeah right), but to get to know even more people.
If you know someone who knows ten others, you know eleven people already.
5. Get yourself known
It's sad, but popularity is still a major factor in college.
Not just for social reasons, but for other reasons as well.
You'll need it to even get into the students' council.
Out of ideas? Just do a publicity stunt.
6. Never get broke
When you're popular (or not), you're bound to get invitations to a million outings.
Unless you have unlimited fundings, I suggest you plan your expenditure.
But if you find yourself broke, good luck.
7. Bring all sorts of attire
Hey, let's go to the gym! You'd get that at any college.
Hey, let's go swimming! That's harder to dress up for, or rather, dress down.
There's a million and one things to do at school, and even after that.
You don't want to change for swimming and find out that you're just wearing your birthday suit.
8. Master digression
A most useful art. With such colourful people in the school, you're soon to run out of things to flaunt.
Top marks in class still can't beat the jaguar your friend came to school in.
Could save you from social fatality.
9. Learn how to dodge
The discipline master could pick out offences you'd never realise in a million years.
That could set you back two hours in the afternoon.
Best to just avoid that.
10. Get close to your class (and your OG)
They'll be like your family during your stay at the school.
You'll never run out of people to sit with during lunch or go out with after school.
Or borrow notes from when you're taking a break during lectures.
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4 comments:
i think u shouldn't follow the dummy... 1. u are not cool and u are acting cool!!! so stop that nonsense!!! and u don be cool!! u look like a joke! 2.swimming isnt ur cca and u cant swim for nuts!!! anyone can be faster than u!! maybe you can take up chess instead!! 3.i think ur only talent is studying... so stick to it... not swimming!!! even if we are staying in JC, u have no right to insult poly students and call them nuts... 4. this point is bullshit so i got no comments... 5. popularity isnt a major factor in college.. so don bullshit! and please don get yourself known!!! nobody wants to know you! 6. no comments.. 7. another bullshit.. 8. not another bullshit... 9. seriously too much bullshit! 10. u should try harder on that!!! don make ppl hate you...
Yo, I like some of your writing but i think you need to choose a broader range of topics to keeep people interested in it. People dont want to read about what you did in the afternoon or shit like that anymore. Post some juicy gossips about your school(like a teacher being accused of molest) or mention something about current affairs.Also, you might want to tone down on the ego bit and have abit more creativity in your blog. Dont rip off webskins or names from games. It is totally uncool, unhip and and retarded.Your dummy guide was totally a wash out... so i think you should not act cool.
hey pal chanced upon this blog while searching for ac. i think this entry rocks it's really true anyway hope you have a good time!
mised comments FOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! haha.. the anonymous guy up there is so freakin retarded lah.. no comment form 6 onwards.. i would have had some lah since i started out so good form 1-5.. haha.. anyway.. have fun..
oh yea.. about what jane said.. absolutely true.. especially the 'uncool,unhip and retarded'.. cheers..
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