So here I am succumbing to fate and writing this prequel. I know that most of you probably won't understand it since it includes a lot of internal jokes (though I'll try to make it understandable). I'm writing this mainly for the sake of our own laughter, so what the hell. Hope you guys enjoy it!
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Meet the BOBs #01 - Eh-Oh!
The Band of Brothers
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"Holy shit, look up guys!", exclaimed Mobie to his zombie-like companions.
It was early in the morning of 2002 that the three of them met, on a short flight of stairs underneath a stretch of walkway. Above them, a group of senior girls were making their way to class.
Kimmy replied, "---- [EDIT] He drooled.
"Maybe if they don't notice us, we could do this all day...", fantasied Mobie.
That was short-lived however, as moments barely passed before before the silence was broken. "OH MY GOD! IS THAT A G-STRING!!!", enquired Shaibouzie with full intent.
The other two just gave him a cold stare. "WHAT DID I DO??? I know! Let's call this blessed passageway The Perverted Road to Hell!", Shaibouzie remarked, trying to flair some intelligence.
Thus started the clique, with the three founders. Let's intro them a bit.
"Cool, so now we own a Perverted Road to Hell. That would so please God", commented Mobie cooly.
"Mwuahahahaha! Not anymore! I shall claim the Perverted Road to Hell as mine instead! Mwuahahahaargh*cough,cough*haha!". From the bottom of the staircsae, an enemy approached. It was none other than the formidable Buffalo King Herald.
"You!", said Kimmy. "As our enemy, we must... Err... Screw, no. Thank, no. Defeat, no. Smooch, no. Oh yeah, defeat you!"
"Quick! Hit him with a stick and a ball!" instructed Mobie.
Shaibouzie looked around. "I can't find a stick!"
"You're staring at it!" came the reply from Mobie.
"Now, where do I get a ball?" said Shaibouzie.
"You're staring at it!" replied Kimmy this time.
"So where am I aiming at?" asked Shaibouzie.
"Find a weak spot. The neck!" replied Mobie.
"I can't see one!" Shaibouzie shouted back hysterically.
"Just hit me!!!" cried out Kimmy.
"Alright. Here goes nothing", said Shaibouzie. He lifted the ball, found it too heavy, and decided to just hit it from the ground with the stick. He held the stick firmly from the base of the neck and swung hard. With a *swoosh* and a *whack* and a *crack* and an *OW*, Kimmy shot off towards Buffalo King Herald.
"Hahaha! You can't defeat me with that!" sneered the neckless king. Kimmy kept coming towards him. "Holy shit! The smell! The smell!!!"
And with that, the founders of the BOB won their first battle. As they were glaring themselves at the blazing sunset from behind the girls above them, they wandered at what would come next.
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So there goes the first part. Comment people, comment!!!
2 comments:
Need to get some inspiration first...
dude.. this is so wicked dude..hehehehe.. i sound so so so L.A...haha.. anyways.. very nice story..more!more!more!.. and dude.. that staircase is mine ok.. IT"S ALL MINE!!!!!
ps. i don't remember seein a G- string on that staircase.. really dude..
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