Final Words

>Command prompt
>Accessing remote mainframe
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>Access granted, loading…

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>Accessing historical archive
>Inserting new historical record

>Status report of Heaven’s Hell Grounds
Damage attained on all four wings. Life support systems running on minimal power. Possibility of survival: 0%

>Event Log
The attack began within Heaven’s Hell Grounds itself. The Tagboard Sector was being taken over by the Humans with Nothing Better to Do. They had infiltrated the sector and worked their way out to the other parts of the grounds. Everywhere they went they engulfed the place in a wave of destruction. It is official. We are under attack.

>Distress signal to all available outposts
The Tagboard Humans have destroyed most parts of the grounds. They have also managed to break into the Opinion Compiler, which now lies in ruins along with the other sectors. The last remaining Seraphim are requesting that all Hell Outposts within range are to send reinforcements immediately upon receiving this transmission. Though the Tagboard Humans might have taken over the entire grounds when reinforcements arrive, we still cannot allow them to gain control over the central mainframe; The Contents. For eons have they tried and are still failing to control the Contents of the grounds. Even as you receive this, the Contents are still under full control of the Seraphim, who are enjoying their power over it while watching the humans powerless to take over it. They cannot be allowed to finally conquer it.

>Final request
Since the discovery that the Humans have nothing better to do, god knows what else they might do to this blog. This means that the Seraphim might not survive to tell future tales of their alluring nature and offer it to others. If those out there might regret the loss of such pleasurable beasts, put an end to the Humans with Nothing Better to Do.

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Editor's Note:
If it doesn't mean anything to you, well then too bad. Don't bother trying to make yourself intelligent to understand the message behind it, you're not capable.